Five things you should (Not) bring to school.

I'm worried about my PMR results now. Especially Math. The only subject that seems to hate me so much. I don't understand it. Other people seem to like it so much but when it's Maths for me, I'm just like "Blek". ._. Now I'm starting to regret the times where I lazed off instead of studying. I really have to get someone to tutor me.  They said the results are coming out on the 22nd of December. I wonder if my parents will be home? Since my dad, mum and brother are all going to Phuket while my sister is going to Singapore with her friends on the 24th. I don't think anybody can drive me there or something? D: Yeah that's it, #foreveralone best describes me. Even my Skype says so. Either way, I hope they won't go anywhere on the 22nd. I don't want to face reality. /: I wish the holidays are extended or something. Results are going to be out in a matter of time. 


The feelings of failure are catching up to me. 

I feel like a failure. 

I am a failure.

Yeah, that explains a lot.

3 weeks and 2 days before school starts. 

Well, since school is about to start, ranting here I come.


5 things you should be able to bring to school.

1. A fan

You know how when the weather gets really hot or the classroom gets really stuffy and everyone uses their textbook or worksheets as fans? Those noises the makeshift fans make are really, REALLY, annoying. Plus the classroom ceiling fans only reach certain areas, why not just bring your own?

2. Body spray/Perfume

Not for yourself, no. But for other people. Like when someone has really stinky armpits and the smell just goes over to you. Or when someone has stinky breath and they just happen to be really talkative. Spray them with perfume! Now everyone is happy. The end.

3. Headphones

Without an iPod. The bigger the better. If you have an annoying friend (For example me) and you don't want to tell them to shut up, you just wear your headphones and pretend to be busy listening to music and could not hear what they're saying. They'll automatically shut up.

4. A Pillow

This one's from personal experience, yo. When I sleep in class or basically anywhere, the table is really uncomfortable! I end up getting all these weird markings on my face because of patterns on whatever textbook I'm sleeping on. And if you use your arms they end up becoming numb. Therefore for your own comfort you should bring a proper pillow.

5. A fake gun

Now we get serious, yo. Of course we can't really bring a real one because then we'll get arrested. But a fake gun (It has to look realistic though) will come really handy! Firstly you can use it for pretend-self-defense. So the mugger runs away. Or you can just threaten other people to give you food with it, or threaten teachers to give you a better mark. They certainly won't risk their life for some writing or some chips would they?

And there you have it. Five things that you REALLY need for school and will make your life much, much easier.